10. Think Roger Federer will win another Grand Slam.
9. Willingly not only sat through the John Isner-Niclolas Mahut punishment but believe it is a record of some sort.
8. Haven't noticed that Andy Murray is actually a Tim Henmen clone still trying to get a slam.
7. You need Bud Collins' stylist/tailor's number.
6. Can understand the ATP/WTA ranking system.
5. Think tennis pros are legitimized by a Grand Slam win.
4. Live in the US and watch the Australian Open live.
3. Read pros' memoirs/autobiographies.
2. After reading a tennis player's memoir or autobiography, you are disappointed to find out they are a flawed human being after all.
1. Wish they had Hawkeye at the local park.
I always forget something. Let's hear it!!!