Monday, May 16, 2011

Top 10 Signs: "You know your favourite tennis player is struggling in the rankings when...."

10. During their match, the commentators keep talking about Federer/Nadal/Djokovic.

9. When the TV cameras never zoom in on your hot girlfriend/boyfriend between change overs.

8. They get called for a foot fault or time violation.

7. Commentators bring up Anna Kournikova while they play.

6. They are using a 'blacked out racquet' on a center court.

5. They are a Wild Card, Lucky Loser, or Qualifier.

4. The stadium erupts in an uproar after they finally get a game during a match.

3. Like the fans, the player leaves their own practice court to line up for autographs at their favourite players' practice court.

2. Right after a big win against a top 10 player, the press would rather find out about their opponent's loss rather than discuss their win.

1. They have a 'bag check' on YouTube.

I KNOW I LEFT OUT A WHOLE LOT MORE, SO LET'S HEAR THEM!!!

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