10. Everyone cannot shut up about that Grand Slam that eludes them.9. Tournaments know they can gift them a car instead of prize money and they actually take it!
8. A 12 pack tennis bag suddenly becomes inadequate and needs to be accessorized with a European carry-all/satchel/clutch.
7. They have on one side strangers who passionately detest them, and on the other those who want to marry them.
6. Belts, biker/cowboy boots, shorts with belt buckles and belts, animal prints, and lace start to feel more comfortable and acceptable during a match.
5. They have a charity they do not know about.
4. Hollywood is convinced they can act as well as they serve.
3. Their personal childhood hero suddenly changes from a multiple slam champion to some insignificant distant relative like a "mum or a dad".
2. They withdraw from every tournament but the ranking does not slip.
1. American tennis fans can pronounce their totally like weird name OMG!!!
8. A 12 pack tennis bag suddenly becomes inadequate and needs to be accessorized with a European carry-all/satchel/clutch.
7. They have on one side strangers who passionately detest them, and on the other those who want to marry them.
6. Belts, biker/cowboy boots, shorts with belt buckles and belts, animal prints, and lace start to feel more comfortable and acceptable during a match.
5. They have a charity they do not know about.
4. Hollywood is convinced they can act as well as they serve.
3. Their personal childhood hero suddenly changes from a multiple slam champion to some insignificant distant relative like a "mum or a dad".
2. They withdraw from every tournament but the ranking does not slip.
1. American tennis fans can pronounce their totally like weird name OMG!!!
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